Sunday, December 27, 2009

Secret Sauce Calculator - Version 1.2

WHOA! What an outstanding response so far! We've gotten a ton of site activity and tons of downloads for the calculator. For those new to the site, read the post below this one. My software will take your fantasy team to the next level!

I've fixed the bug that had some screwy data for the last 30 names alphabetically, great catch guys. Everyone should re download the file to be sure to have the fix.

Once again, if you receive posts via email, then look on the bottom of the email for the PASSWORD. Then, using the button on the top right of the blog, enter the password and you'll be directed to the Sauce Calculator. You MUST receive posts via email to get the password, and you can do that by hitting any of the subscribe buttons.

I'll be around if there's any more questions!!

75 comments:

  1. Hey thief, its been a while since i've posted but I'm happy to say that i love your new secret sauce calculator!

    I just made a trade offer of Speights and Barbosa for Duhon, and I know I may be offering a little bit much but I picked both of those guys off the WW and I really dont need them for any of the cats (3s, steals, assists) I need help in. I just hope he accepts my trade lol.

    Is it good if all of the categories, when calculated on the secret sauce calculator come up yellow?

    Is having too balanced of a team that doesn't have any particular strengths bad? Because if this trade goes through, then all of the cats that I have are yellow.

    Once again, thanks for the hard work you put into this calculator.

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  2. hey thief how long should it take for the email to come?

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  3. hey thief,

    I just subscribed to your blog, I guess I have to wait for the next post inorder to get the password?

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  4. Mark, yellow ain't so bad. If you looked at the pre-loaded team on the spreadsheet, that was my current squad....

    AC, Blockage, shouldn't take too long to come thru email

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  5. ayo theif, can answer this one for one of my leagues.

    who would you rather have in terms of value?
    (can you rank them)

    speights, hansbrough,bayless, dejuan blair (im thinking i should scoop him after this night), tyson chandler, or ilyasova

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  6. i think my email adress was wrong when i hit subscribe. i think i subscribed but am not even sure

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  7. ohh ok i get it now thanks

    And I was just wondering, but are you punting the blocks category on your fantasy team?

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  8. thief, you da man..

    peep this. in my main league i lack rebs/blocks. i just offerd for dwight. but what about my caron butler for joakim noah straight up?

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  9. So, I can remember you saying we should be concerned about Granger. So far the best offer I've been able to get is my Granger and Aaron Brooks for Channing Frye and Lou Williams. Take it, or keep on trying to thief someone else?
    Thanks!

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  10. so if i dont get this post through email will i ever get the password?

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  11. hey thief!

    I am subscribed via My Yahoo. I still havent gotten any email with the password to the sauce calc. Any reason why?

    Thanks

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  12. whoa pavel, don't go too crazy there!

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  13. Thanks for the calculator Thief! Great Stuff!

    10team, Roto

    PTS 16.38
    REB 6.07
    AST 3.48
    STL 1.10
    TO 0.46
    3PM 0.60
    BLK 0.63

    Rondo
    J. Crawford
    B. Davis
    Deng
    Beasley
    Bosh
    Melo
    Perkins
    Scola
    S. Curry

    Bench:
    Yi Jianlian
    Blake Griffin
    John Salmons

    Any advice? Thinking about dropping Salmons for Peja. Good move?

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  14. Yo thief, should i pick up Glen Davis, now that he's back?

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  15. it's coming. it took 2 hours for lady thief to get it in her google reader...

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  16. Sup thief, I cant seem to get this stuff working. I subscribed by yahoo and google. im getting the comment updates via google, but Im not getting the posts by email and the comment emails dont have the password. If its possible can you send me the password if I verify that I've subscribed?
    Thanks

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  17. Hey Thief,

    I subscribed with the "Subscribe to Receive Posts Via Email" on the right side with my Yahoo. No email yet but hopefully it will come. The "Subscribe by email" blue link right below this Post a Comment seems to only subscribe me to the post itself and not any new posts and thus I haven't received anything.

    Hopefully it works for everyone who's subscribed.

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  18. Ok scratch that, I just got it via email from your "deleted post". Thanks!

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  19. Haha im about to sound like a needy bitch right now. But I accidentally hit unsubscribe to this thread and didnt get ur deleted post, could u redo that deleted post? thanks man, sorry for the many requests.

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  20. LOL, Thief, looks like you might need to do a few more "deleted posts", or any kind of posts here for people to be able to get an e-mail and get the password... ?

    BTW, what did you mean by adding the line "this ones for you Christo =)" to that repost of the "But What If My Sell High Player Keeps Outperforming?!" entry?? o_O Or maybe it wasn't me you meant??...LOL

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  21. Hmm, that's curious now - I got an e-mail because of my own comment I posted here, but there's no password in that e-mail. :S o_O o_O

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  22. wat do i do if i dont have ms excel?

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  23. Just was wondering if you look at fg% and ft%. It is currently not in the calculator....

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  24. aye thief,

    is louis williams there? i cant find him

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  25. Nice work Thief! I can't wait to analyze my team and my competitors' teams as well. I'm thinking you might be the next Matthew Berry. ESPN might be calling you soon. If you sell out, I won't be mad.

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  26. hey thief this looks so great thanks, but what should i open this with I don't have ms excel.Is there something like it on a mac?

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  27. hey thief,

    i was just offered cp3, wilson chandler, and vince carter for my gerald wallace, dwade, and andrew bogut

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  28. ^^in my post above, its a 16 team keeper league, we keep 3 players

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  29. ^^sorry, also a roto league
    SAUCE
    PTS:14.04
    REBS:5.05
    AST:3.58
    3PT:.55
    STL:1.04
    BLK:.66

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  30. Hi thief, with regards to your recent Buy call on Pierce, i was thinking of offering my Jason Thompson and Courtney Lee for Pierce.. What do you think?

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  31. If you don't have MS Excel, go to www.openoffice.org and download their free package. Their software will run my spreadsheet.

    Esoteric, version 1.3 will have FG% and possibly ft too.

    Pouch, hehehe thanks bro

    Carlo, any chance of pulling GWall out of that deal?

    Kaelin, yeah that'd be perfect.

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  32. =)

    wait til I roll out the player evaluator....

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  33. Thank you very much thief!!! Quick question, I subscribed las night but still haven't received the email with the password...

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  34. You mustve set it up late. I'll have another post out by noon eastern today. If you're getting the comments via email then you're good to go. If you just signed up for posts you gotta wait for the next one.

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  35. hello Thief!
    On your twitter, you said Salmons for Griffin
    Is it great time buy Griffin?

    Can he get 15-8-1blks?
    Why do you trust him

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  36. ...signed up, think im just waiting for the new post to be emailed? ?

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  37. Scola, if you're gonna buy Griff, now is the time to do it and Salmons was the right guy value wise. It's a low risk high reward deal for me. You say 15-8-1, I hope so, did you ever watch him in college? 20 boards was a usual night for him! Low risk, high reward.

    Guys, I'll have a new post up in a couple hours that'll have the password to get the calc. In the meantime, if you subscribed to the comments, I periodically post the password in them so u can see it that way too. I'll do it again.

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  38. Aight I'll wait for the repost, I can't seem to get the password as I subscribed a while ago.

    - WeFlyHigh

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  39. I'm offering Melo in exchange for Roy. My siuce with Melo seems better, but Roy is Tier 2. I'm I doing a good deal?

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  40. I still dont have the password thief... any help would be great... thanks

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  41. There still isn't a password... I must be missing something. I bumped that last message because i thought it would send it to my email... It gets sent... just no password with it.

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  42. I recieve emails. Still wasnt recieiving the password... oh well. Thanks I appreciate the hard work you've done Theif!

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  43. THANKS THEIF!!
    I think i got the pass from one of your deleted comments? Im not sure. But whatever i got it. Thanks AGain!

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  44. Hey thief, ive been looking at your site for a while but didnt realize u can sign up, how log will ittake ot get the e mail?

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  45. Hey thief, if i send Granger Stuckey and Gordon for Pierce b roy and Nene, what u think?

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  46. One Timer, that'd be great value for Granger, roll with it! Also the post emails can take a bit to receive, be patient as it's well worth the wait!

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  47. hey thief,

    on my deal earlier i offered my dwade and bogut for his cp3 and peja since i desperately need threes lol. buht i was also offered dwight and sjax for my rondo and david west what you think?

    SAUCE
    PTS:14.04
    REBS:5.05
    AST:3.58
    3PT:.55
    STL:1.04
    BLK:.66

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  48. still tryna find the pass... really wanna try out this tool you got thief... i'm recieving posts via email, but unable to find this pass at the bottom of the email...

    holla at the kidd!!

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  49. LOL ALRYYYT!! FINALLY MANAGE TO FIND IT!!
    ...now to check this calc. out, shot thief!!

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  50. Whats up Thief. I'm subscribed to your email list but I don't get the password. Any help would be great! Thanks Thief.

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  51. ...k, 1st thanks for the sauce calc., awesome to gauge where your team or opponents team lacks in areas etc...
    question: what would be good numbers (above-average)to aim for in the sauce-A field? ?

    heres one of my teams where i desperately need help in, currently 7th in a 10 H2H league... sauce #s not accounted for tyreke evans, anthony randolph, o.j. mayo, allen iverson. let me know what you think...

    SAUCE
    PTS 16.6
    REBS 6.5
    AST 3.8 [red]
    STL 1.12
    TOs 0.666667
    3PT 1.07
    BPG 0.79

    davis,baron
    durant,kevin
    wallace,gerald
    jefferson,al
    aldridge,lamarcu
    brooks,aaron
    frye,channing
    nelson,jameer
    okafor,emeka


    **

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  52. hi thief, i subscribe to your blog as ralph ignacio and i am just waiting for your the password. would it be possible to email it to me:

    ritzi24@gmail.com


    thanks

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  53. Jawn, Sauce a is your target, yes. I'd deal Durant and Frye for Paul, then start reke. See if you can knock it down.

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  54. ...awesome thanks for the reply on my post!! will see if i can bang that trade up...

    **

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  55. What if im in a 7 team roto league with 14 categories...can i still use the sauce numbers to rate my team?

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  56. hey thief what u think if i give up Granger Billups and Gerald Wallace for Deron Bosh and BLake Griffen?

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  57. Hey Thief, My team is terrible and I need major help but I can't manage to get Deng's #'s to come up in the Sauce. What should I do?

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  58. Ian, WTF! 14?! What like how many times a guy takes a leak each day is a category?! Here's my advice, tell your commish that more stat cats do not equal more fun. Just more confusion.

    OneTime, don't like it at all. You givin up toomuch. Try removing billups and Blake. That's more like it.

    Niles, there's a player list on the raw data tab that's alphabetized. Use that to find him.

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  59. thanks thief, what do u think if i ask for j rich instead of blake still to much?

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  60. Thief,
    I am signed in and following via yahoo. I still cannot get the password any where. ANy suggestions?

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  61. Thief how can I get the password from you. It is not sending it to my account and I have been a subscriber for 2 weeks. Do I need to subscribe again?

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  62. hi. i just subscribed but don't seem to find the password. could somebody send it to me. tnx

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  63. Yes, I just subscibed as well and can't find the password at the bottom of the e-mail. Any help?

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  64. What's up buddy? I missed draft day, and made a whole bunch of FA pickups and waiver wire grabs trying to fix my squad. Currently, I'm in last place of a 12 team h2h 9cat. league. Most people in my league aren't too trade savvy, and looks at my record as a means of not wanting to trade. After some renovations, here is my team:

    R.Hamilton
    J.Nelson
    J.Salmons
    P.Gasol
    K.Perkins
    A.Varejao
    D.Rose
    W.Chandler
    E.Ilysova
    K.Love
    J.Flynn
    A.Morrow
    O.Casspi

    The Sauce:
    PTS=17.88
    RBD=7.56
    BLK=0.82
    STL=1.14
    AST=3.39
    3PT=1.45

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